Builders Humor

A master builder went to the hardware store and took from the shelf two recharge cards for his mobile phone.

The cashier responds: - Does your mobile phone go?

-Do not

-Sorry, says the cashier. If you do not show me that you have a mobile phone, I cannot sell you the cards. This is based on the new law to prevent kidnappings.

In the afternoon the builder arrives with his mobile phone and they sell him the cards.

The next day he gets to buy a roll of cable for electricity, he puts it on the counter and the cashier comes up with another story:

-I'm sorry, if you do not bring the owner of the house where you are going to place the electrical installation, I cannot sell you the cable, in accordance with the new law to prevent suicides. Many people with these cables have hanged themselves, and have bought them under the pretext of requiring them to work.

So the builder goes, brings the owner, shows the contract, and manages to buy the cable.

The next day he arrives with the electric cable box empty, and shows him the round hole it has; and asks the cashier to please reach his hand.

- I can't, says the cashier. What if there is a short sharp tool inside.

Don't worry the builder tells you, there is nothing sharp short. It is just one way to comply with the new consumer law.

So the cashier reaches into the box, and shouts:

-Ray! this is mierda !!!!!!

Then the builder says: -I suppose this is enough to buy two rolls of toilet paper to clean the butt

I'm sorry, without those words he was not laughing.